Explosion High! - opening soon!
ARE YOU THE SON OF A GOD, A TECHNICAL GENIUS OR BITTEN BY A RADIOACTIVE [INSERT NAME OF ANIMAL HERE]?
Then you need schooling, SUPER-HERO SCHOOLING! Professor Explosion offers the best in teaching skills for the next generation of heroes. Learn to maintain a secret identity, the best way to punch dinosaurs, to disarm bombs AND learn handy skills such as maths or science.
Oh yes, at Explosion High! we have it all. The school is at an undisclosed location, surrounded by laser-shooting omnibots and flying pterodactyl zombie men who make sure that no attackers get into the campus, and no students get out!
This boarding school takes all students and will turn all some a fraction of them into the best superheroes the world has to offer!
To find out when Explosion High! opens its doors for the new school year, follow Professor Explosion on Twitter!
@prof_explosion